Make her jealous

EN: Sometimes I feel jealous I am not a woman. Sometimes I make woman feel jealous about she is not a men.

RU: Inogda ya sam sozhaleyu chto ya ne zhenschina. Inogda ya dayu zhenschine sozhalet’ chto ona ne muzhchina.

Do not call my lunch, please

RU:
Kotik, luchshe na mobilnik. Lunch v holodil'nike i ya mogu ego ne uslishat' ;-)
> OK YA TEBE PEREZVONU NA LUNCH

EN:
Call me at my cell phone please. The lunch is in a fridge and I may miss you call.
> Honey, I will call you at lunch.

Happiness

Happiness
Happin-ass
Hopping ass

Coincidental similarity?