once in a while loop

New programming language construct: once-in-a-while loop.

Facebookkeeping

Face Bookkeeping
Facebook Keeping
Face Book Keeping

Legal Department

Illegal Department

Tornado Sauce

Tomato Sauce

Pain Killer

Pain killer kills with the pain.

Skype

Escape from jail.
Skype from jail.

Lifeline

It was so scary that my life line splashed all the way down to the zero.

Error Message

Error messenger is the one who carries error messages.

Poop smells like medicine

- Why your poop smells like medicine?
- Better ask why they make medicine that smells like my poop!

Early dirties

Early thirties

I will take lunch

Proclamations on the political meeting:
"I will take the responsibility blah-blah-blah ..."
"I will take a challenge! Blah-blah-blah ..."
Voice from the crowd: "I will take a lunch" ;-)

Nightmare On Elmo Street

As parent of both toddler and teenager I am slightly familiar with the terms "Nightmare", "Elmo", "Emo" and "Elm Street". Do you find connections between the legendary horror movie "Nightmare on Elm Street" and the "Elmo" - Muppet on children's television show Sesame Street:

Horror movie title is "Nightmare On Elm Street". The name of the monstrous Muppet is "Elmo" and he lives on the "Sesame Street".

BTW the rest of "Elmo Street" dudes looks no better than shaggy Freddy ;-)

Brief Break

Make a brief break – tear the briefs apart.

Quality of the text rendering

EN:
Printed text – a crowded page can still be readable.
Handwriting – you can make it readable. Keep practicing.
Wand writing – readable not closer than the average spit-distance.

RU:
Pechatniy tekst – vlazit mnogo i legko chitaetsya.
Rukopisniy tekst – s praktikoy prihodit i udobochitaemost’.
Palkopisniy tekst – chitaetsya ne blizhe chem rasstoyanie plevka.

Kolobok

golovozhop hlebobulochniy

life-or-death

spells suspiciously similar to lie-or-death

Love of power and Power of love

EN: When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
RU: Когда сила любви превзойдет любовь силы в мире наступит покой.

Brilliant Opinion

EN: Do not let your carbon opinion to become brilliant due to self pressure and age – voice it while it fresh!

RU: Ne dai svoey uglerodnoi misli stat' briliantovoy v rezul'tate stareniya pod davleniem - virazi ee poka svezha!

Miss Perception of Mystery

Miss Perception
Misperception

Mystery
Mister Y

Airway

Their way - airway.