Retro Handset for Mobile Phones

Convenience might be an issue but retro handset hooked to cool smart phone will definitely put smile on people's faces.

The next step? HAM radio handset!

Test mms subj

Test mms body

Test message

I can't live without my smart phone

Smart phone compensate my natural stupidity ;-) Or amplifies it?

once in a while loop

New programming language construct: once-in-a-while loop.

God loves you!

Do you really think God loves you? Or just having you? Love and sex are not the same thing ;-)

Facebookkeeping

Face Bookkeeping
Facebook Keeping
Face Book Keeping

Ready Mix

Every animal human feeds on a regular basis is supplied with ready mix. Construction industry use ready mixes. But human itself spends enormous efforts to cook each meal individually which is waste of time, gas, cleaning chemicals. Not to mention cost of culinary education and kitchen operation. Will see what it will turn into after apocalypse.

Call to mental asylum Billing Department

- Netherne Mental Asylum. How can I help you?
- Hi, I am former patient of yours and would like to pay outstanding balance.
- Come back, idiot, you are not completely recovered!

Legal Department

Illegal Department

Tornado Sauce

Tomato Sauce