God loves you!

Do you really think God loves you? Or just having you? Love and sex are not the same thing ;-)

Ready Mix

Every animal human feeds on a regular basis is supplied with ready mix. Construction industry use ready mixes. But human itself spends enormous efforts to cook each meal individually which is waste of time, gas, cleaning chemicals. Not to mention cost of culinary education and kitchen operation. Will see what it will turn into after apocalypse.

Why we do not have time machine yet

I am coding the AJAX web framework that I created two years ago. It is so inconvenient that I want to go back in time and kill myself for it (even though it was my first AJAX framework).

In my perception either (A) our environment (god, nature, emulator, whatever...) prevents inventing of time machine for some reason or (B) such invention allows future people to travel back in time and prevent such invention for some nasty reason thus closing the timeline loop.

Considering "The Matrix" theory of emulation our universe exposes no API to reconstruct its past state or perform other versioning operations like branch and merge. No guarantee that our emulator even uses versioning internally.

Human virtue is underutilized

EN: Despite thousands of years the human race is still weak in utilizing free gifts of nature: solar, wind and water energy. No wonder that human virtue is underutilized to.

RU: Vopreki tisyacheletnemu suschestvovaniuy chelovecheskaya rassa vse escho slaba v ispol’zovanii darov prirodi: solnechnoi, vertovoy i vodnoi energii. Neudivitel’no chto luchshie kachestva samogo cheloveka ispol’zuiutsya ne polnostju.

Love of power and Power of love

EN: When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
RU: Когда сила любви превзойдет любовь силы в мире наступит покой.

Brilliant Opinion

EN: Do not let your carbon opinion to become brilliant due to self pressure and age – voice it while it fresh!

RU: Ne dai svoey uglerodnoi misli stat' briliantovoy v rezul'tate stareniya pod davleniem - virazi ee poka svezha!

"Spin" the Religious Movie

First noted in "videos" section of www.ijulian.blogspot.com

Being yourself

EN: Be yourself even if it is not so profitable (in terms of money or popularity) because joy of being yourself is priceless.

RU: Bud' soboi dazhe esli eto ne tak vigodno ili populyarno potomu, chto radost' neposredstvennosti – bestsenna.

Stork logistics

EN: Certain babies are delivered over the air by storks. Other babies are delivered with less expensive stork ground service. Babies that are found in the cabbage were purchased in smart-starter grow-it-yourself kits by gardeners. If you are the computer geek or one’s misfortunate spouse you can try to spoof you baby by telling that she was downloaded from the Internet and printed in color. Most likely, geek babies not going to believe you. They already know that they were incarnated after living couple of dozens of lives and placed in custom-made genetically engineered human bodies to live another live on this planet.

RU: Nekotorie deti dostavlyayutsya aistom po vozduhu. Drugie deti postavlyayutsya bole deshevoy nazemnoi pochtoi. Roditeli-sadovodi virashivayut svoih detey na gryadkah v kapuste. Odnako esli vi “komputernij geniy” ili neschastniy suprug onogo to mozhete poprobovat’ nadurit’ vashe chado chto ego skachali s Interneta i raspechatali na tsvetnom printere. Veroyatnee vsego takie detishki vam ne poveryat potomu kak oni znayut chto oni bili inkarnirovani posle desyatka-drugogo zhizney v geneticheski-sproektirovannoe po spetszakazu telo chtobi prozhit ocherednuyu zhizn’ na etoi planete.

Knowledge is torture

EN: Sometimes knowledge gives me peace of mind, but sometimes it gives me the torture.
RU: Inogda znanie prinosit mne spokoistvie a inogda muchenie.

Death will occure on-time

EN: Events in my life are occuring a bit earlier than I am ready for them. Let us hope that at least my death will occure on-time ;-)

RU: Sobitiya v moey zhizni proishodyat neskol'ko ran'she chem ya k nim gotv. Budem nadeyatsya chto moya smert' proizioidet vovremya.

Fell off the window

RU: Esli chelovek po oshibke vipal iz okna, to nenado za nim eto okno zakrivat. A mozhet vernetsya.

EN: If individual accidentially fell off the window - leave it open. Mey be he or she will return back.

Folding@Home

EN: It was so long ago, probably at the time gods were simulating protein folding.
RU: Eto bilo tak davno, esche kogda bogi svertku proteina na emulyatore gonyali.

Порвать очко

Объять необъятное и при этом не порвать себе очко.

Gently prepared to pass away

EN: Every year birthday cake gains another candle. After the certain age number of candles should decrease back to zero so person would be gently prepared to pass away.

RU: С каждым годом количество свечек на торте растет. После определенного возраста количество должно уменьшаться до нуля, чтобы человек был плавно подготовлен к смерти.

What makes me happy

EN:
- I can bring new ideas.
- My Ideas evaluated as useful.
- I can implement ideas.
- Implemented ideas make a difference.

RU:
- Mogu generirovat' idei.
- Moi idei nahodyat poleznimi.
- Ya sposoben voploschat' idei v zhizn'.
- Voploschennie idei prinosyat pol'zu.

Life as a Clew

EN: Life of human being is similar to clew of a fine thread: One may wish to untangle it. The thread(s) are tender and form complicated knots. But one beeng calm, smart and patient will have a great chance to do it. Does such a person need to untangle clew?

RU: Человечеческая жизнь сходна с клубком тонких ниток: Человек может захотеть распутать его. Нитки тонкие и формируют сложные узлы. Человек будучи спокоен, умен и терпелив имеет хороший шанс сделать это. На кой сдалось такому человеку возиться с какими-то клубками?

I wish you all the worst

EN: Wish you all the worst work for all the best.
RU: Pust' u vas vse plohoe sluzhit razvitiyu i prodolzheniyu horoshego

Protivostoyanie

... bessmilennaya trata resursov ili proverka na prochnost'?

Good man never gets bored

EN: Good man never gets bored. Especially, in the world of dead.

RU: Хорошему человеку никогда не скучно. Что? На том свете? На том свете тем более не скучно!